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Duckar Rallies…..
…..the best way to beat the volcanic eruptions this year!
For the cost of just £250….
…..you can join us on a tour of Europe (without having to encounter any Icelandic ash) – all we ask is the following:
- Buy a car for no more than £350 (with an MOT, Tax, V5 and insurance - which is not neccessarily included in that £350!),
- Bring at least one friend,
- Theme your team / car,
- Decide above all else that you are going to have fun,
We in turn will take you across Europe to some of the great cities of the continent:
- Prague (Hops, Kip & Hump Rally – 28 May to 31 May 2010), —SOLD OUT—
- Tallinn (Tailfeathers to Tallinn Rally – 2 July to 5 July 2010),—SOLD OUT—
- The Rollercoaster Rally (Duck & Droollie Rally – 27 August to 30 August 2010) – we did originally call it the Wee-Wee Rally until we found out there was a Rally for small people in Scotland of the same name….(ours ends up in Ravenna, Italy)
- The Budapest Finale, (Duckiebreast to Budapest Rally – 8 October to 11 October 2010), will blow your socks off quicker than a pint of Palinka and a baked bean perugi
Buy a car, get your team together, get your theme together, get your passports and let’s go….
We can also help you with your living arrangements throughout the rallies – visit our tame Travel Agents Booking.com. These guys will hook you up with a penthouse suite in Prague through to a hostel in Hamburg. They might even find a cesspit in Calais but I expect they will not be promoting that too loudly!
